ANTM – Cycle 7

CARIDEE

MELROSE

Well, I was going to go into my… “You know TV is bad when you watch…” …BUT…I’ve been addicted to America’s Next Top Model since the first season. Mind you, I think it’s going downhill because the girls that are getting on lately seem so immature, squeaky and catty. Mind you, it’s TV, so you need “drama”. And Tyra…she looks more and more like a drag queen each episode. I think Ms. Jay is more feminine than she is. You watch. You know how drag queens imitate Judy Garland, Cher, Tina Turner and the ilk? I honestly think they choose someone who’s body isn’t so particularly feminine, and a bit “bigger”…and the face has to have a bit of masculinity in it so that they can work with it. They choose ones that naturally wear alot of goop on their face. And I’m telling you….the drag queens are going to be all over impersonating Tyra Banks soon enough. Oh, got off-topic. Anyway, Caridee won. I was glad because I didn’t really like Melrose’s personality. She’s one of those two-faced people who can brown-nose to a sickening level. Well, at least that’s how she ended up being portrayed on “reality TV”. They referred to it as “The Battle of the Blondes”. Personally, I think Melrose ends up looking better in the pictures. Although sometimes she DOES look old, since she really is 23 years old. Hey! And the funny thing is that she’s got tons of moles all over her face and body, but yet they never show up in the pictures. Must be alot of airbrushing happening. Anyway, Caridee seemed more “real” than Melrose. But last night she was horrible on the runway. Personally, I think Caridee looks like most blonde models out there right now. She reminds me alot of Karolina Kurkova. Their Cover Girl pictures (posted above) were nothing to get excited about.

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